flagrant3 Holiday Wishlist 2009!
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Written by: flagrant3
Christmas is 12 days away, and if you’re anything like the three of us, you’ve just started thinking about starting your shopping. And if that’s the case; chances are you’re overwhelmed with not knowing where to start. With that in mind, us here at flagrant3 have put together our official holiday wishlists for 2009.
You’re welcome.
Of course, unless you know any of us personally, these lists won’t help you. Heck, even if you knew us, these lists are probably useless.
Anthony believes that real or otherwise, the items on his wishlist will tug at the heart when given.
I want to travel to a post nuclear apocalyptic future; pause time and shot things judging by accuracy percentage.
It’d be easier to spot holes.
She has the Barbie/Ken doll. I’ve checked.
How else would I measure someone’s power level?
Multipurpose. Would go great with my Ryu clothes.
Convenience of having hot dogs quick and easy.
Just in case cops pull me over. My glove box is empty.
I’m an equal opportunity employer, robots can clean my floors anytime.
Set it to cook, and you’re off the hook.
DR-HO’S Dual Muscle Therapy System
I’d buy anything this guy sells. Dude is my uncle (not really).
When I’m married with kids, we’re going to live in one of these.
Last but not least… Just click the link.
Jed’s list is eco-friendly and Al Gore approved.
This is a wish list right? So Nintendo, get on it. Count me in for a pre order for the Pokemon Master bundle with the PokeBall and Ash Ketchum Hat peripheral. And yes, Wii Straps for safety.
The Cosby Show: The Complete Series
The Cosby Show. Enough said.
Motorino VTs Electric Scooter (Orange)
“…18″ wheels and a REAL 500W motor.” I want to feel the wind in my hair, just like this guy.
the smart limited three edition cabriolet
The smart is my dream car. Yes, the smart is my dream car. Put limited in the title, and I want it more. Make it a cabriolet, and I’ll Google its definition… yeah I’ll proudly drive it with the top down.
Charlie Brown’s Tree with Blanket
Because everyone needs a Christmas Tree, and a blanket. And there’s nothing more Christmas Tree, and Blanket, than ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’.
Meiji Yan Yan Chocolate Cream Snack x99
It’s my fifth food group; no matter how much I consume, it’s never enough. And if video games have taught me anything, it’s that you can’t have more than 99 of any item.
It’s sick, wicked, and nasty!
My name is Jed, and Canadian winters are cold.
Fast Grow ethnic hair growth enhancer
I guess I’m ethnic, and I’ve always wanted a pony tail. It’s also an “essential black hair care product,” and my hair is black.
Domke PhoTOGS Vest Large (Khaki)
I’m an aspiring photographer, and equipping this vest will add ten points to photography. More importantly, it would make me look official; which, at the end of the day, is all that matters.
Captain Planet Ma-Ti and Kwame action figures
They come with the rings, and I want the power to be mine. Heart!
Heelys No Bones Hi 7518 White/White Size 10
Heelys are proof that everything needs wheels.
Julian thought that wishing for world peace was a tired cliché, so he wished for a bunch of crap instead.
For nostalgia, and since having one would be pretty awesome; like 6-player brawler awesome.
It’s 2009 already; these should be in every household by now… along with jet packs and flying cars.
A fully functional golden gun. And I mean one-shot kills; if I hit any body part = death. No respawns.
Ideally with a blue lightsaber crystal.
So I can finally “make it rain”.
I’m pretty sure Japan already has a couple of these in their military reserve, I just want one so I can rule the world.
There is nothing better than shooting your clock in the face. Nothing!
‘Cause these never go out of style. Spoiler Alert: Hottest trend of 2010? (Hey that rhymes.) The Eyepatch.
This just looks awesome.
‘Cause you never know when you’ll need tear gas pellets and a laser torch. With this you’ll be prepared for anything.
An endless supply of Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream
‘Cause nothing beats Chocolate Chip and Cookie Dough; except for having an infinite supply of the good stuff.
Yes, my very own Dairy Queen. Not because I want to be an owner of a franchise or business, no. I just want to have a place where I can get Blizzards and chili dogs whenever the hell I want.
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